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chomei:

chomei:

heterosexuals are so boring. like what do they do

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(via bigbootsandscaryeyes)

— 1 hour ago with 19916 notes
I made a little scrimshaw sheep totem out of one of my thames bones! It’s only my second engraving and I’m pretty happy with it, it’s hanging off one of my sheep skulls now.

I made a little scrimshaw sheep totem out of one of my thames bones! It’s only my second engraving and I’m pretty happy with it, it’s hanging off one of my sheep skulls now.

— 8 hours ago with 8 notes
#scrimshaw  #vulture culture  #engraving 

firelorcl:

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

(via hrokr)

— 23 hours ago with 189724 notes
#my mum number 1 victim 

ghost-chicky:

I have a terrible job and my boyfriend lives miles away and now that I have a shit job I can never see him our lives are awful we can hug

Thanks for the hug it was soft and warm~ I spoke to boss about my hours and he agreed to give me less. Now let just get u good x

— 1 day ago with 4 notes

partybottom:

your life is worth living even if you’re “not doing anything”

your life is worth living even if you are “letting life pass you by”

your life is worth living even if you stay in bed all day every day watching netflix

you don’t have to be big, beloved, important, beautiful, wealthy or famous

there is dignity in just being

it is ok to be

you merely have to be

All those things like not doing anything and watching netflix; I wish that was me

(via hrokr)

— 1 day ago with 35880 notes

aclockworkanonymous:

corporatevagina:

pipedreamexplosion:

emmatavasci:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

Say those three words and I’m yours

I hate capitalism

Fuck the police

Abolish wage slavery

Smash the patriarchy

i eat ass

(via plasticbirb)

— 1 day ago with 2386 notes
shavingryansprivates:

i was just posing sensually when the camera turned on by itself i am not a model

shavingryansprivates:

i was just posing sensually when the camera turned on by itself i am not a model

(Source: robotindisguise, via sleepinglizard)

— 3 days ago with 160001 notes

jamesquallvevo:

What species is the faeces

— 4 days ago with 6 notes
sixpenceee:

Baby wombat

"Oh how does it look doctor????"

sixpenceee:

Baby wombat

"Oh how does it look doctor????"

(via jamesquallvevo)

— 4 days ago with 21548 notes